Corrupted Wish.

Granted, but turns out to be a nuke bomb mixture and you blow you your city.


I wish I had hax skillz

Granted, but you get arrested and publicly executed as an example to all haxx0rs.

I wish I had a potpie.

Granted, but as soon as you're about to eat it, a ninja comes out and kills you.

I wish I had a billion dollars.

Granted but it's in monopoly money.

I wish I had a new tv.

Granted, but the TV only has 1 channel and it doesn't work.

I wish i had a better pc mic.

Granted, but it had no On switch. Fail plawks

I wish i have a new xbox elite

Granted, but it crashed everytime you turned it on.

I wish I had a plate of Lasagna.

granted but the lasagna is burnt

i wish that i had call of duty 4

you put nothing eterpay, but ill start again.

i wish i had an apple

Granted @ Eter, but it crashed your system each time.

Granted @ Dan, but it's rotten.

I wish I had a mute button for my grandpa. -.-

Granted, but the mute button is inside your grandpa's undergarment. You know whee that is

I wish I had FangBlade's Account Info

granted but he has been banned for hacking

i wish my old xbox360 worked so i could get halo3 maps off it...

granted but the xbox got broken by your little brother while you were outside.

i wish i could fly

Granted, but you get caught into the engine of a plane and die horribly.

I wish I had a faster internet connection.

Granted, You get a new router, but the next day, a hobo stole it.

i wish i had a new cellphone

granted but it gets no service

i wish that elder scrolls 5 comes out tomorrow

Granted but it requires a computer that will cost $500,000

I wish I had more yogurt

granted but you have no spoon to eat it with and no cup to hold it with.

i wish i had 1,000,000 dollars

Granted, but then you robbed and end up bankrupt.

I wish I had uncorruptable $5,000,000

Uncorruptablewtf.
Granted, but the guy from Jumper steals it all.

I want to be a level 1 meister.

Granted, but you get PK'd by all the LV100 nonstop.

I wish I had a better camera

Granted , but you dropped it on the floor and broke it

I wish pokemon were real

Granted, but the Pokemons take our Jobs.

I wish I had a Pony.

WIsh granted but the pony ate u

I wish for chocolate.